Strongman with Heart Dumbbells — Vintage Valentine Postcard

A grinning, mustached strongman in a leopard-print leotard hoists a barbell topped with two heart-shaped weights, flanked by little red hearts spelling out “VALENTINE.” Below him a giant heart declares “I've Got a Strong Feeling in My Heart for You!” — a corny, muscle-bound take on the usual Valentine sweetness.

• Size: 10×15 cm
• Density: 350 g/m²

The right pick for a valentine who prefers a good pun to a sappy verse.